Welcome to Studies in Still Life.

 What should you expect to find here?  Well, let’s see…perhaps some short stories or poems.  Maybe an occasional political or theological tirade, or a bit of philosophical nonsense concerning human nature or the substance of the soul.  You should come to expect a lot of hyperbole on obscure musical styles, and a lot of big words misused with veracity and capriciousness.  Oh, and I suppose some pictures ripped from the funnies, modified and enhanced with sophomoric attempts at humour, will crop up every now and then.  Don’t expect me to update often, as I pretend to be very busy.  But do stop in every now and then.  I’ll keep a kettle on the stove and the jar full of cookies, and I’ll do my best to provide you a few minutes of entertainment.